Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Queer Eye for the Syracuse Guy.

Over the past week it has come to my attention that many of the orange players and coaches we come to know and love(and sometimes loathe) are now obsessed with their wardrobes. Imagine if we took 5 of these gentlemen, forced them to pretend to be gay, and remade a largely unpopular but still on show on an obscure cable network called Bravo. I give you the fab 5.

Quentin Hillsman

Stylin with Coach Q

When this man's coaching career ends, dont be suprised if he comes out with his own clothing line simply called Q. Pretty much all the coaches will be wearing this stuff, just like our syracuse snuggies we're still desperately waiting for.

Paul Harris

Paul, stop attempting to pick up 10 year old boys at charity functions!
I don't care if this is your pimp suit or not, 10 year old boys do NOT qualify as big pimpin. Hell, this is not pimpin at all, you CAN do better.
Take a page from arinze's book................

Solid color, no stripes. Brown also hides dirt.

Speaking of stripes...........

Here's hoping we can ban stripes permanently from the SU locker room
Except when they're worn in good taste, like my main man Kristof!

Well done sir, well done.

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